Babylon Bee: Wilson, who was recently diagnosed with pneumonia, told sources it is very important that her doctor share her values of openness and acceptance that all medical paths will bring her to wellness. She hopes to find a physician who is not so arrogant as to insist there is only one way to cure her illness.
A llittle boy finally got to travel all the way to Heaven like many other children apparently have, but he completely forgot to try the potato salad. Many are resigned to the fact that the undead human race may never find out if it is decent or not. Thursday morning, Trent Borealis was taken to Sacred Women Hospital in Murfreesboro, Tennessee after experiencing intense chest pains.