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Church Honors Birth Of Jesus By Canceling Worship Service

By TylerR on Sat, 12/24/16
Society & Culture
Babylon Bee
Satire

Babylon Bee: We want to show respect and adoration to our Lord on the day commemorating His birth,” pastor Kyle Redding told reporters. “So we’ll be calling off all the services in which we usually sing praises to Him and study His Word, in order that He’ll be more glorified.

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Bert Perry

NewMerry Christmas to all!

Sat, 12/24/16

Loved this, but wishing all a Merry Christmas rather than spamming them via the message board en masse….

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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