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Babylon Bee (satire): SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ—Stating that he “just doesn’t feel like [he’s] being fed” by the persecuted underground church he’s been attending for the past three years, local man Saleem Haddad reported Wednesday that he’s planning on trying out a competing church just 30 miles across a deadly patch

Babylon Bee (satire): Turner also expressed reservations about the church’s worship style and its effect on his millennial peers. Drawing on his recent five-page research paper, he also suggested Eastern Orthodoxy’s ancient liturgy has much to offer in this regard.

Michael Phelps Becomes Immediate Christian Icon After Apparent Shout-Out To God

“It’s time our church embraced twenty-first century technology,” a church spokesperson commented.

At the Babylon Bee, the news is always fake but the stories are often true. The satire site, which began in early March, features witty headlines that poke fun at the foibles of churchgoers. The site is the brainchild of Adam Ford, 32, a Detroit dad who quit his day job a year and a half ago to produce Web content.

Babylon Bee (satire): Tilson says he is still confident he’ll see the youngster again at some point later this year. “Give the kid some time,” he added. “We’re confident he’ll be in professional shape by Christmas season at the latest.”

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