By TylerR Feb 21 2017 hymnalsSatireBabylon Bee: “We took any hymn that talked about a ‘decision’ or ‘choice’ being made on the part of man and axed those God-forsaken lines right out of there,” a spokesperson for the Reformed alliance of churches told reporters. 3810 reads There are 11 Comments Awesome News! TylerR - Tue, 02/21/2017 - 2:39pm Quote: The announcement made by elders presiding at the Union confirmed several favorites, including the list below: Harshly and Angrily, Jesus Is Coming Be Thou My Craft Brew God Has Decided That I Will Follow Him Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus, As Long As Your Arms Stay Down Take My Beard And Let It Be Fairest John Calvin Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government. He's the author of the book What's It Mean to Be a Baptist? Every now and then Mark_Smith - Tue, 02/21/2017 - 2:53pm something comes along that is so right, it has to be real... Best Bee Ever!!! Ron Bean - Tue, 02/21/2017 - 3:40pm This surpasses the Arminian hymn, "There's a New Name Written Down in Pencil." "Some things are of that nature as to make one's fancy chuckle, while his heart doth ache." John Bunyan Since we're having fun Steve Davis - Tue, 02/21/2017 - 5:27pm This was going around BJ when I was there in - well long time ago. "For God so loved the elect, He died for the select, The TULIP is so clear, the saints will persevere, His grace you can't resist if your name is on the list, T-U-L-I-P for me." There's one for Arminians but it won't come to me. Stephen M. Davis, PhD www.gracechurchphilly.org www.urbanmissional.com The Best TylerR - Tue, 02/21/2017 - 5:48pm "God Has Decided That I Will Follow Him" Ha! Perhaps some other suggestions: Faith is the Gift (That Overcomes the World) Election Greater Than Our Sin Jesus is Drawing Jesus Saves (Some) The T-U-L-I-P The Old Account Was Settled (Maybe) When the Elect Get to Heaven Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government. He's the author of the book What's It Mean to Be a Baptist? More lyrics.. Steve Newman - Tue, 02/21/2017 - 7:12pm Marvelous, finite, irresistible grace, Selectively bestowed on those chosen to believe; Don't forget the children... Lee - Wed, 02/22/2017 - 8:07am Jesus loves pre-destined children All pre-destined children of the world; You and you and you; NOT YOU! Jesus loves the chosen few Jesus loves pre-destined children of the world. Lee 100 Hymns JohnBrian - Wed, 02/22/2017 - 1:08pm Some of these just might make it to my 100 Hymns For Worship list! CanJAmerican - my blog CanJAmerican - my twitter whitejumaycan - my youtube 100 Hymns G. N. Barkman - Wed, 02/22/2017 - 3:56pm John, I'm still waiting for your list. G. N. Barkman collecting list JohnBrian - Thu, 02/23/2017 - 11:44am G. N. Barkman wrote: John, I'm still waiting for your list. Have just started the process of collecting songs for the list, so will take some time to complete the list. CanJAmerican - my blog CanJAmerican - my twitter whitejumaycan - my youtube New Hymn TylerR - Thu, 02/23/2017 - 1:45pm Leaning on the Everlasting Decree Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government. He's the author of the book What's It Mean to Be a Baptist?