Satire

Known to some as “Christendom,” it features many ancient rituals that were recorded by undercover CNN journalists at a strange stone building on

Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane.

This handy guide will help you to quickly and effectively understand what celebrities, neighbors, and even politicians actually mean when they use these common phrases.

“By rewording the headlines to remove the obvious comedy tells, the survey was predetermined to get the result it did.” - Washington Examiner

“The quasi-factual nature of the widely shared story triggered a response from Snopes, a popular fact-checking website. Snopes noted the inaccurate nature of the Bee’s story but also included in its post a subheading: ‘We’re not sure if fanning the flames of controversy and muddying the details of a news story classify an article as satire.’” - RNS

Michael Svigel: I am going to send Demas, my lawyer and agent, a few days ahead of me to make the necessary arrangements. As you know, I will require an up-front payment to cover travel expenses, meals, and lodging to and from the conference … I do, however, require a love offering to be collected to help cover the expense of my event staff, who will be joining me as usual.

Babylon Bee: “There’s just so much less overhead, not having to deal with the reprobate any longer,” he continued. “I mean, there’s always a few people you suspect you’re wasting your time with, but now Christians can know for sure who’s totally hosed and not worth the effort.”

Babylon Bee: According to a statement released by Westside Landscaping, the incident was entirely accidental—the apparent result of sending a new and untrained crew member to the property.

Babylon Bee: The last message was a short, breezy, 1-hour exposition of Romans 16:27d, which reads, “Amen.”