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Mega-Church Replaces Ushers With Drones

Jim Mon, 08/08/16 8:30 pm
Church & Ministry
Satire

“It’s time our church embraced twenty-first century technology,” a church spokesperson commented. “It helps us cut personnel costs, plus the drones seem to intimidate— I mean, convict those reluctant to tithe into giving something to make the drone leave them alone.” This was in response to post-service allegations that a few of the drones seem to “dive bomb” those who failed to acknowledge the passing offering plates

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