John MacArthur Performs Miracle At Wedding, Turns Wine Into Water Jim Sat, 05/12/18 8:30 pm BodyThe host of the marital celebration began to grow nervous when she realized she had left the wine out even though all her Baptist friends were coming over for the reception, and mentioned her predicament to MacArthur. “Woman, why do you involve me? I brought my own Dasani, just in case there were alcoholic beverages,” the pastor replied sternly. Discussion
John Hagee Releases First Children’s Book: ‘Goodnight Blood Moon’ Jim Fri, 05/11/18 8:30 pm BodyIn an effort to expand his following among 2-to-4-year-olds, prophecy expert and pastor John Hagee released his first children’s book Friday, the much-anticipated Goodnight Blood Moon. The book will convey Hagee’s patented take on dispensational prophecy in a simple, easy-to-read format that’s “perfect for freaking your kids out at bed time.” Discussion
PROGRESS: This Straight White Male Hates Himself Jim Fri, 04/13/18 8:30 pm Body[Straight White Male] is DIRECTLY and PERSONALLY responsible for thrusting terrible violence upon every other gender (all of them), race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, and religion (did we mention he’s a Christian?? Discussion
How To Argue On The Internet: A Step-By-Step Guide Jim Sat, 03/31/18 8:30 pm BodyHow To Argue On The Internet: A Step-By-Step Guide Discussion
Bottle Of Welch’s Grape Juice Discovered Near Site Of Last Supper Jim Sun, 03/18/18 8:30 pm BodyA team of Baptist archaeologists just announced they have discovered a bottle of Welch’s grape juice near the site of the Last Supper, where Jesus and His disciples famously celebrated Passover in the Upper Room. The 2,000-year-old, discarded bottle of 100% grape juice appears to have been used in lieu of wine at the traditional Jewish meal. Discussion
‘Even If I Have To Die With You, I Will Never Deny You,’ Robert Jeffress Assures Trump TylerR Mon, 03/12/18 8:30 pm BodyBabylon Bee: In a recent trip to the White House to brief President Trump on his consistency in defending him against any and all naysayers, First Baptist Dallas pastor and evangelical leader Robert Jeffress assured Trump that he would never leave or betray him, no matter what. Discussion
The Babylon Bee gets Snoped Jim Fri, 03/02/18 8:30 pm BodyBB: CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine To Spin News Before Publication Discussion
The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible Jim Fri, 02/16/18 8:30 pm BodyThe TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible Discussion
‘Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel To Feature Jesus Helping Founders Establish America TylerR Sun, 02/04/18 8:30 pm BodyBabylon Bee: According to industry sources, director Mel Gibson’s highly anticipated sequel to The Passion of the Christ will center around the resurrected Jesus traveling to the Western Hemisphere to help the Founding Fathers establish the United States of America—God’s chosen nation. Discussion
Kirk Cameron To Star In New Jason Bourne Film: ‘Bourne Again’ TylerR Mon, 01/22/18 8:30 pm BodyBabylon Bee: Cameron plays a reprogrammed sleeper assassin employed by Focus on the Family who suffers amnesia and must discover why his fellow superspies working for Dr. James Dobson want him dead. Realizing he was developed into a secret weapon in a clandestine evangelism program for $30 million, Cameron finds himself on the run … Discussion
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