Church Honors Birth Of Jesus By Canceling Worship Service By TylerR Dec 24 2016 Babylon Bee: We want to show respect and adoration to our Lord on the day commemorating His birth,” pastor Kyle Redding told reporters. “So we’ll be calling off all the services in which we usually sing praises to Him and study His Word, in order that He’ll be more glorified. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 962 reads
Local Family Inadvertently Prints Imprecatory Psalm On Christmas Cards By TylerR Dec 16 2016 Babylon Bee: The Fullers plan to use a New Testament verse next year, to avoid a similar problem. “We’ll pick something Jesus said—he always spoke kind words of gentleness,” Jim noted. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 1401 reads
BB "SBC Purchases Chick-Fil-A" draws response from Snopes By Jim Dec 11 2016 Chick-fil-A Bought By Southern Baptist Convention For Billions Is False Snopes BB article Tags: Babylon BeeSBCSnopes 1729 reads
Nation Shocked, Horrified As Christians Hold Christian Position By Jim Dec 02 2016 Nation Shocked, Horrified As Christians Hold Christian Position Tags: Babylon Bee 1219 reads
BREAKING - Church Cleans Out Fridge By TylerR Nov 18 2016 Babylon Bee: Berean Baptist Church made history this week, becoming the first church on record to perform a full and detailed cleaning of its refrigerator’s interior. Tags: Babylon Bee 846 reads
Church Disappointed To Discover Man Speaking In Tongues Is Actually Just Exchange Student By TylerR Oct 21 2016 Babylon Bee (***SATIRE***): The Church of the Prophetic Word was sorely disappointed to discover an individual believed to be speaking in tongues was actually just a Hungarian exchange student, sources confirmed Wednesday. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 1156 reads
Serious Laughter: An Interview with the Creator of "Babylon Bee" By TylerR Oct 15 2016 Adam Ford: “People in the church put too much emphasis on ‘being nice,’ at the expense of the truth,” he said. “There are big, weighty, eternally important things being played out every single day, as my anxiety constantly reminds me. ... Wrapping the message in humor helps its reception sometimes.” Tags: Babylon Bee 893 reads
Local Man Boldly Refuses To Compromise On Extremely Minor Issues By TylerR Oct 14 2016 Babylon Bee (***SATIRE***): Gibson’s steadfastness was reportedly put to the test Sunday when his pastor suggested he wasn’t entirely sure about the existence of the plenary genitive. Tags: Babylon Bee 2157 reads
