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John MacArthur Performs Miracle At Wedding, Turns Wine Into Water

Jim Sat, 05/12/18 8:30 pm
Society & Culture
John MacArthur
Babylon Bee
Wine

The host of the marital celebration began to grow nervous when she realized she had left the wine out even though all her Baptist friends were coming over for the reception, and mentioned her predicament to MacArthur. “Woman, why do you involve me? I brought my own Dasani, just in case there were alcoholic beverages,” the pastor replied sternly. But MacArthur eventually relented and agreed to help her. “Bring the wine to me.” Closing his eyes and clenching his MacArthur Study Bible tightly, the preacher held a hand out and prayed over the bottles of wine. “Now, have the caterers pour from the bottles,” he said.

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Bert Perry
Mon, 05/14/18 4:04 pm

and....

…gets beaten up by irate oenophile at the destruction of his collection’s value? :^)

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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