Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion By TylerR Sep 09 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): Want to know what I’m incredibly tired of? Christians speaking out against felony home invasion. I’ll never understand why self-described “followers of Christ” feel so comfortable rallying around a topic that Jesus never even mentioned. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 1864 reads
Unsatisfied Persecuted Church Member To Try Out Other Church Just Across Minefield By TylerR Aug 29 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ—Stating that he “just doesn’t feel like [he’s] being fed” by the persecuted underground church he’s been attending for the past three years, local man Saleem Haddad reported Wednesday that he’s planning on trying out a competing church just 30 miles across a deadly patch of open desert that is covered with live explosives. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 2606 reads
Pastor Takes Out Second Loan On Home To Purchase New Logos Bible Software By TylerR Aug 25 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): After reading all the buzz about the recently released Logos 7 Bible Software and deciding he needed to get it in order to fully immerse himself in God’s word, Pastor Richard Fields of First Baptist Church took out a second loan on his modest home to foot the bill, sources reported Thursday Tags: Babylon BeeLogos 1973 reads
First-Year Seminarian Ready To Take Over For Senior Pastor If Necessary By TylerR Aug 18 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): Turner also expressed reservations about the church’s worship style and its effect on his millennial peers. Drawing on his recent five-page research paper, he also suggested Eastern Orthodoxy’s ancient liturgy has much to offer in this regard. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 3913 reads
Snopes debunks Babylon Bee "water slide baptisms" By Jim Aug 04 2016 A report that the Elevation Church had installed a water slide to speed up baptisms originated with a satirical site. BB article Tags: Babylon Bee 1508 reads
Historical-Critical Scholar Doubts Authorship Of Paper He Wrote By TylerR Jun 01 2016 Babylon Bee (satire!): “Conventional scholarship has attributed the paper I wrote to me, sometime in 2011 CE. But approached critically, it’s evident another author wrote the paper I wrote and later attributed it to me in order for its controversial ideas to gain acceptance,” Burg wrote in a summary statement. Tags: Babylon Beehistorical criticism 924 reads
Associate Pastor Demoted To Church Plant After Rocky Relief Outing By TylerR Apr 11 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): Tilson says he is still confident he’ll see the youngster again at some point later this year. “Give the kid some time,” he added. “We’re confident he’ll be in professional shape by Christmas season at the latest.” Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 909 reads
ISIS Group Waters Down Message To Attract Seekers By TylerR Mar 31 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): When asked if, despite their softened message, the group still confirms that submitting to Islam is the only way to Allah, al Hassan refused to be pinned down.“We’re all on journey together, and maybe slaughtering infidels by the thousands is right to me—but is it right for you? That’s a question only you and Allah can answer together.” Tags: Babylon BeeHumor 543 reads
