Baptist Kids Learn Exciting Account Of Jesus Turning Water Into Grape Juice By TylerR Sep 30 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): Children at First Baptist Church Of Auburn were reportedly awed and excited Sunday morning to learn about Jesus’ first recorded miracle, wherein the Savior instantly transformed over a hundred gallons of water into delicious grape juice. Tags: AlcoholBabylon Bee 11930 reads
Local Pastor Longs For Good Old Days When America Pretended To Be A Christian Nation By TylerR Sep 16 2016 Babyon Bee (***SATIRE***): As the divisive election season rages on, one small town minister remembers a simpler time . . . A time when folks didn’t show their great disdain for the Lord Jesus, but instead learned to hide it under a thin veneer of morality as America pretended to be a Christian nation. Tags: Babylon Bee 3438 reads
Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion By TylerR Sep 09 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): Want to know what I’m incredibly tired of? Christians speaking out against felony home invasion. I’ll never understand why self-described “followers of Christ” feel so comfortable rallying around a topic that Jesus never even mentioned. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 2215 reads
Unsatisfied Persecuted Church Member To Try Out Other Church Just Across Minefield By TylerR Aug 29 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ—Stating that he “just doesn’t feel like [he’s] being fed” by the persecuted underground church he’s been attending for the past three years, local man Saleem Haddad reported Wednesday that he’s planning on trying out a competing church just 30 miles across a deadly patch of open desert that is covered with live explosives. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 3014 reads
Pastor Takes Out Second Loan On Home To Purchase New Logos Bible Software By TylerR Aug 25 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): After reading all the buzz about the recently released Logos 7 Bible Software and deciding he needed to get it in order to fully immerse himself in God’s word, Pastor Richard Fields of First Baptist Church took out a second loan on his modest home to foot the bill, sources reported Thursday Tags: Babylon BeeLogos 2344 reads
First-Year Seminarian Ready To Take Over For Senior Pastor If Necessary By TylerR Aug 18 2016 Babylon Bee (satire): Turner also expressed reservations about the church’s worship style and its effect on his millennial peers. Drawing on his recent five-page research paper, he also suggested Eastern Orthodoxy’s ancient liturgy has much to offer in this regard. Tags: Babylon BeeSatire 4678 reads
Snopes debunks Babylon Bee "water slide baptisms" By Jim Aug 04 2016 A report that the Elevation Church had installed a water slide to speed up baptisms originated with a satirical site. BB article Tags: Babylon Bee 1694 reads
Historical-Critical Scholar Doubts Authorship Of Paper He Wrote By TylerR Jun 01 2016 Babylon Bee (satire!): “Conventional scholarship has attributed the paper I wrote to me, sometime in 2011 CE. But approached critically, it’s evident another author wrote the paper I wrote and later attributed it to me in order for its controversial ideas to gain acceptance,” Burg wrote in a summary statement. Tags: Babylon Beehistorical criticism 1080 reads
