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Man Refuses To Join Local Gym, Claims He’s Just Part Of The ‘Universal Gym’

TylerR Sat, 08/25/18 8:30 pm
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Satire
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Babylon Bee: “Yeah, I’m not really into the whole ‘organized fitness’ thing,” he told reporters.

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Bert Perry
Sun, 08/26/18 3:29 pm

I wish

….they’d stop using my life as fodder for their work!

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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