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Local Couple Chooses Church Based Primarily On Coffee Offerings

By TylerR on Fri, 10/20/17
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Babylon Bee: When we saw that the Axis invested in responsibly sourced coffees and teas, we knew this was where God was calling us.

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Bert Perry

NewWhat?

Fri, 10/20/17

You mean this is the wrong way to select a church?

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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Jim

NewFor obvious reasons - I will only attend where ...

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