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‘Church Foyer Coffee’ Keurig K-Cup Flavor Now Available

By TylerR on Fri, 06/23/17
Church & Ministry
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Babylon Bee: The blend is designed to simulate the one-of-a-kind taste of stale, burned, watered-down coffee served in a church foyer or fellowship hall.

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Bert Perry

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Mon, 06/26/17

…is great, too, about the “worship” song featuring the lyrics “heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss”. Apart from the question of propriety, it’s worth noting that in Genesis, God separated the Heavens from the Earth….which is not exactly, shall we say, like the “waters intermingling” that Mr. McMillan suggests in his lyrics.

(yes, it’s getting to the point where the Bee is going to have some trouble satirizing things, I dare say)

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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