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Jesus, Disciples Had British Accents, Scholar Claims

By TylerR on Mon, 06/26/17
Christian Living
Satire

Babylon Bee: “Characters like Judas and Pilate obviously spoke in a British accent, because they were evil,” Braxton added. “But we’re now quite certain that the Jews of Galilee favored speaking English in 19th-century Victorian accents.”

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Larry Nelson

NewI disagree:

Tue, 06/27/17

Their British accents were not “19th-century Victorian.”

The word-for-word direct quotations (particularly in red-letter editions) of the 1611 King James Version clearly prove that their British accents were early 17th-century Elizabethan, I will have everyone here know………………

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Bert Perry

NewJacobian!

Tue, 06/27/17

Now Larry, you know that the only real Bible was written during the reign of King James, NOT during Queen Elizabeth’s reign, hence the accents would be Jacobian, not Elizabethan. Duh. Anyone with half a brain knows the difference, which is exactly why I can’t explain it to you. :^)

And to steal DLCreed’s fire (sorry, brother), this is half a year old. :^)

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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Larry Nelson

NewWhat's that now?

Tue, 06/27/17

[Bert Perry]

Now Larry, you know that the only real Bible was written during the reign of King James, NOT during Queen Elizabeth’s reign, hence the accents would be Jacobian, not Elizabethan. Duh. Anyone with half a brain knows the difference, which is exactly why I can’t explain it to you. :^)

Bert, can you go over that a second time for my benefit? Use easier words though, please…… =)

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Bert Perry

NewAs if...

Tue, 06/27/17

…I’d know how to clarify that one. :^)

Praise God for the Bee. If not actually keeping me sane, it does tend to take the edge off things quite a bit.

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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