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Seminarian Unable To Locate Bible Among Towering Stacks Of Theology Books

TylerR Fri, 06/30/17 8:30 pm
Christian Living
Satire
Systematic Theology

Babylon Bee: A graduate student at Dallas Theological Seminary confirmed Monday that he is still unable to locate his Bible among the massive piles of books about the Bible surrounding him in his apartment.

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