By sifilings Jun 30 2014 Pope FrancisCommunismPope says communists are closet Christians 2091 reads There are 4 Comments The classic "Two Cows" Jim - Mon, 06/30/2014 - 1:37pm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Nazism: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain Twitter Jim's Doctrinal Statement Insightful Commentary TylerR - Mon, 06/30/2014 - 2:02pm Here is an insightful, informed commentary on Pope Francis' philosophy thus far in his pontificate. Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government. He's the author of the book What's It Mean to Be a Baptist? Well, inasmuch as Vatican II Bert Perry - Mon, 06/30/2014 - 3:23pm Well, inasmuch as Vatican II suggested to some a vague universalism, the Catholics might as well own it in its more objectionable manifestations--arguing that atheists running concentration camps for political prisoners will be in Heaven, too. Thank you, Dr. Luther, for what you did at Wittenberg! Aspiring to be a stick in the mud. Catholicism: You have two Craig - Tue, 07/01/2014 - 7:39pm Catholicism: You have two cows. The "church" takes one and gives it to the poor and takes the other and sells it, keeping the proceeds.