Pope says communists are closet Christians

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Jim's picture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain

Bert Perry's picture

Well, inasmuch as Vatican II suggested to some a vague universalism, the Catholics might as well own it in its more objectionable manifestations--arguing that atheists running concentration camps for political prisoners will be in Heaven, too.

Thank you, Dr. Luther, for what you did at Wittenberg!

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

Craig's picture

Catholicism: You have two cows. The "church" takes one and gives it to the poor and takes the other and sells it, keeping the proceeds.