Because we need a little good news: The Edible Tape to Hold Your Burrito Together While You Eat It Is Real

“Astronomers are photographing black holes. Researchers are finding new ways to improve our mental health. And now, a team at Johns Hopkins University has found a way to keep your burrito from falling apart while you eat it.” - Relevant

Discussion

…..is to simply load the “baby donkey” with a moderate amount of food so you can hold the food in while you eat it.

….nahh…….

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

Soon they’ll be asking “you want that taped or untaped?” at the drive-thru. I generally don’t have much trouble with burritos. It’s the tacos that tend to get all over the place.. and I don’t think tape can fix that for the crunchies. Could help with the soft tacos.

But isn’t the mess part of the joy of Texmex?

Where do I volunteer to field test on free tacos and burritos?

Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me.