Basically, a Joel Osteen tweet — and a Joel Osteen sermon, which is just a collection of Joel Osteen tweets — is exactly what you’d get if L. Ron Hubbard wrote fortune cookies. Or if Yoda and Dr. Phil had a baby, and then the baby attended too many Tony Robbins seminars.

Houston PD IDs 6 Church of Wells members arrested at Osteen church

Wiki: Church of Wells

The Osteen Predicament — Mere Happiness Cannot Bear the Weight of the Gospel

"America deserves the Osteens. The consumer culture, the cult of the therapeutic, the marketing impulse, and the sheer superficiality of American cultural Christianity probably made the Osteens inevitable"

$600K in Donations Stolen from Joel Osteen’s Mega-Church

$600K stolen from Lakewood Church

Someone broke into the church's safe Sunday evening, taking cash, checks and envelopes containing written credit card information, the statement said. A church employee made the discovery Monday morning.