"Last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours"

Use these .. this will be one’s destiny

Now I know why you don’t go to church anymore. It must be a sin to look so good.

If all the girls in church were as beautiful as you, I might still be a Christian.

These are even more funny with celebrity pictures.

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