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Prophet Elijah Criticized For Not Being More Seeker-Friendly

TylerR Thu, 10/25/18 8:31 pm
Church & Ministry
Satire
Evangelism Models

Babylon Bee: One prominent seeker-sensitive guru suggested that Elijah should have set out tables with free donuts and coffee to lure in the prophets of Baal before preaching to them.

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