By TylerR Jul 20 2017 EvolutionCreationBabylon Bee: “The current theory is that a small, single-cell pager device was formed from electronic parts floating in the ocean,” Dr. Rashad Shami of Harvard University told reporters. “The pager then figured out how to reproduce, and natural selection took care of the rest.” 2026 reads There are 3 Comments Earlier form Jim - Thu, 07/20/2017 - 11:49am Twitter Jim's Doctrinal Statement I'm torn Bert Perry - Thu, 07/20/2017 - 12:31pm On one hand,I'm totally convinced by this, and on the other, AIG has put rainbow lights at the Ark Experience. I just don't know what to believe anymore. :^) Aspiring to be a stick in the mud. Missing link Aaron Blumer - Fri, 07/21/2017 - 7:45am Transitional form discovered in ancient landfill proves iPhone descended from primitive music players. Scientists divided over whether early iPhonoids could actually produce sound. Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me.