Apple iPhone Evolved Naturally Over Billions Of Years, Experts Now Believe

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Bible, Theology & Philosophy
Evolution
Creation

Babylon Bee: “The current theory is that a small, single-cell pager device was formed from electronic parts floating in the ocean,” Dr. Rashad Shami of Harvard University told reporters. “The pager then figured out how to reproduce, and natural selection took care of the rest.”

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Bert Perry
Thu, 07/20/17 12:31 pm

On one hand,I’m totally convinced by this, and on the other, AIG has put rainbow lights at the Ark Experience. I just don’t know what to believe anymore. :^)

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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Aaron Blumer
Fri, 07/21/17 7:45 am

Transitional form discovered in ancient landfill proves iPhone descended from primitive music players.

Scientists divided over whether early iPhonoids could actually produce sound.

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