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‘Even If I Have To Die With You, I Will Never Deny You,’ Robert Jeffress Assures Trump

TylerR Mon, 03/12/18 8:30 pm
Christian Living
Satire
Babylon Bee
Robert Jeffress

Babylon Bee: In a recent trip to the White House to brief President Trump on his consistency in defending him against any and all naysayers, First Baptist Dallas pastor and evangelical leader Robert Jeffress assured Trump that he would never leave or betray him, no matter what.

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