Enlightened ‘Minecraft’ Character Denies Existence Of Game Designer

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Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee: “My current working theory is that this digital landscape spontaneously created itself around 20 billion years ago, with no input from any kind of magic game designer in the sky,” he told a gathering of villagers in a coffee shop. “The evidence of order and tightly designed game mechanisms are merely random, chaotic patterns. Your lives are all meaningless.”

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Bert Perry
Mon, 06/05/17 9:22 pm

…is the one about “Hunger Games” being a model for VBS. But that one was a blessing, too.

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Aaron Blumer
Tue, 06/06/17 6:17 am

Should have said “denies the existence of Notch,” who is the game designer… but maybe that would have been too obscure. Funnier for those who play the game, though.

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