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Jim

Wed, 02/24/10 5:59 pm

Lighter fare

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A humorous filing …. enjoy

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Bob Hayton

Wed, 02/24/10 6:25 pm

Now that was hilarious!!!

Absolutely hilarious. Especially if you’ve seen a few ultra conservative IFB websites. For some samples, check out the FWOTW (Fundamentalist Website of the Week) at http://stufffundieslike.com.

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CLeavell

Wed, 02/24/10 9:26 pm

I have several messages from all over the country on our church answering machine complaining about Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe after the Obama fiasco. Not good! I have never thought about taking Baptist off our sign but I have seriously thought about taking it off the signs of other churches. :bigsmile:

Ron Bean

Wed, 02/24/10 9:58 pm

"Lunatic Fringe"

Perhaps it’s time to bring back the old “Lunatic Fringe of Fundamentalism” label and hang it where it belongs.

"Some things are of that nature as to make one's fancy chuckle, while his heart doth ache." John Bunyan

mounty

Wed, 02/24/10 10:07 pm

More evidence of liberalism

If you ask me, churches bringing themselves into the 20th century is just one more example of liberalism creeping in. I mean, what good has the 20th century brought us? NOTHING! I’m sure Paul didn’t make frilly fancy tents according to all the styles of the day. No sir, he just made simple honest tents. HANDMADE, too, didn’t need all these fancy tools and contraptions. Our websites are like our tents. None of this fancy “Cold Fusion” stuff that COOLS THE FERVOR and BLENDS EVERYONE’S RELIGION into one big melting pot; If Notepad was good enough for Paul then it’s good enough for us. And taking away “Amazing Grace” when a person opens the site? Are you telling me we shouldn’t be WITNESSING to folks from the moment they come to our site? EVANGELISM isn’t a part-time side job! It’s a FULL-TIME ENDEAVOR!

Jeffrey Dean

Thu, 02/25/10 6:04 am

Monty, that was the best bit of straight faced satire

that I have ever read. It was an excellent mirror to the OP. It made my smile even wider. Unless of course you were serious.

Aaron Blumer

Thu, 02/25/10 10:16 am

Enjoyed this over there, too

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