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“The dispute centers on social consumption stemming from a 4/20 service where the church was cited for public consumption of marijuana and violating the Colorado Clean Indoor Air Act.” ABC

Flying home from a recent teaching/mission trip to a third world country, I sank into an exhausted sleep and dreamed a vivid dream. In my dream, I was named pope of the Protestant church, and given sweeping powers to instigate any changes/adjustments/new expectations that I chose. When I awakened from my fantasy, I jotted down some of my plans.

Back when the Sunoco that occupies the space was an Exxon, locals sometimes referred to the complex as “Saint Exxon.” The gas station is known for being somewhat cramped and claustrophobic, but it is also locally beloved, and Virginians have developed another clever nickname for it: “gas ‘n’ god.”

The Supreme Court released its ruling on Thursday, noting that the lower court had no authority to interfere in the church’s ecclesiastical matters, and overturning the firing of Pastor Taylor. So it appears that Taylor will remain pastor of the church, which likely now will only include his faction of eight, since each faction has been fighting to exclude the other group.

Justin Bieber pulled the plug on his Purpose tour because he “rededicated his life to Christ” … sources connected to Hillsong Church tell TMZ.

‘He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us. ‘We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.

The Religious Feud in England Over Asparagus

Mr. Molloy said that while church members have done — and will do — their due diligence abiding by existing laws and meeting with city officials, it would be a constant challenge to stay abreast of changing regulations. “We’re jumping through all the hoops the state and city require us to jump through,” he said. But he added that he was proud to see the church open its doors.

“I have the spiritual gift of extortion” AND 24 more!