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Poll: Majority Of Evangelicals Would Support Satan If He Ran As Republican Candidate

By TylerR on Thu, 11/16/17
Society & Culture
Satire
Politics

Babylon Bee: The poll found that 72% of self-identified evangelicals would vote and even campaign for the prince of fallen angels should he promise to promote Republican policies while in office.

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Aaron Blumer

NewPretty close

Fri, 11/17/17

Close to the truth. But the real acid test isn’t “Republican policies”— it’s badmouthing “the media,” “the establishment,” “RINOs,” and immigrants. Get that right and, yep, you can pretty much be the Devil and be the candidate of choice.

Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me.

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