Authorities Raid Church After Reports Of Multiple People Being Slain

TylerR
Bible, Theology & Philosophy
Charismatics

Babylon Bee (satire): Only one person was detained at the scene. The man, later identified as the pastor of the church, Brother Raul, was arrested after throwing a tambourine at officers while shouting “I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!”

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josh p
Sat, 01/26/19 8:18 pm

Finally got around to reading this one. That would be pretty crazy for an unbeliever to see. Kind of like the charges of cannibalism with the Lord’s table.