Ted Haggard to Swap Wives on 'Celebrity Wife Swap'

…for a mere 2 hours of your time, watch this horribly bland evangelical sideshow! You’ll thrill to see the wives of the reformed and the deformed swap places! Who will lead in prayer? Who will decide what time family devotions takes place? Will Gary’s mate be able to keep tabs on Ted? Tune in to find out! Don’t miss one oddball minute!

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Ted Haggard is not difficult to watch on television, he has a charming personality and Busey is simply one long non sequitur. Of course none of these is to speak of their other contexts, but speaking strictly as entertainment, I am sure many people won’t be able to turn the channel.

Additionally, this will give Haggard an opportunity to normalize himself to those interested in giving him this kind of hearing.