By TylerR Aug 14 2018 SatireBaptismBabylon Bee: Local pastor Greg Neville took to social media to criticize Rick Warren’s ministry, despite Neville not having baptized a single person in the last eight years. 749 reads There is 1 Comment Assumptions Aaron Blumer - Tue, 08/14/2018 - 6:43am Bee's off on this one. The assumption is success = results... vs. success = obedience. Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me.