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Pastor Who Hasn’t Baptized Anyone In Eight Years Criticizes Saddleback’s 50,000th Baptism Celebration

By TylerR on Tue, 08/14/18
Church & Ministry
Satire
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Babylon Bee: Local pastor Greg Neville took to social media to criticize Rick Warren’s ministry, despite Neville not having baptized a single person in the last eight years.

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Aaron Blumer

NewAssumptions

Tue, 08/14/18

Bee’s off on this one. The assumption is success = results… vs. success = obedience.

Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me.

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