By Jim Apr 21 2017 Babylon BeeFacebook Adds New ‘I’d Rather Die’ Response To Event Invitations 1857 reads There are 3 Comments Image Jim - Fri, 04/21/2017 - 5:18pm Twitter Jim's Doctrinal Statement Yes! Aaron Blumer - Sat, 04/22/2017 - 10:16pm Love it. They should absolutely add that. Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me. Along the same lines... Bert Perry - Mon, 04/24/2017 - 8:58am ...I've joked for a while that they should add "bitter enemies" to the ways they can describe people one is connected to on Facebook. But given that this would likely lead to "self-harm" by many, probably better that they don't. Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.