"Once you've convinced your flock that God is a venture capitalist, the sky's the limit"

If you want the NY Jets you’ll need north of $2 Billion. Sorry. The LA Clippers sold for something like that. The Jets have to be worth more than that.

I am quite frankly surprised that Creflo “Million” Dollar is only worth $27 million, Hinn $42 million, and Osteen $40 million.

They could be real thieves like ComCast, Cox, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and all the Apple people, etc.

[Mark_Smith]

If you want the NY Jets you’ll need north of $2 Billion. Sorry. The LA Clippers sold for something like that. The Jets have to be worth more than that.

I am quite frankly surprised that Creflo “Million” Dollar is only worth $27 million, Hinn $42 million, and Osteen $40 million.

They could be real thieves like ComCast, Cox, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and all the Apple people, etc.

Why are the groups you mention thieves?

exorbitant prices, terrible customer service, low pay for the average worker, etc… Example, Microsoft products are notorious. Cox raises my bill significantly every year. Apple is expensive. Their DRM policies are absurd.

Note: It was meant to be humorous.

Thanks.