Do you have Calvin Derangement Syndrome?

“Does your blood pressure go up when you see ads for the hit series, The Chosen? Do you have strong urges to tear up copies of the Westminster Confession? Do pictures of John Calvin send you over the edge? Do you have an impulse to ransack a garden of TULIPs when you see them? If so, you might have CDS.” - Robin Schumacher

Discussion

Regardless of whether you like or dislike Calvin, anyone with any discernment should have their blood pressure rise when seeing ads of the Chosen.