Gas 'n' God - This church built atop a gas station promises to "equip you for the next stage in your life’s journey."

I know gas stations do a great job preventing fire from being a monster issue—google “gas station fires” and you’ll be amazed at who does not get hurt in the videos—but still I shudder at the notion of a church built above hundreds of thousands of pounds of gasoline. Just sayin’.

On the light side, I’m glad that “gas-n-God” doesn’t refer to the potlucks there, per the old joke about Stuckey’s.

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.