Why Can’t Middle-Aged Women Have Long Hair?

Ah, one of the lucky few. My wife is 39 and has long, beautiful hair which I love.

Why is it that my voice always seems to be loudest when I am saying the dumbest things?

I’m one of the lucky few women whose husband recognizes that if my hair gets below my shoulders it makes me look …. uhhhhhh … kind of like a street person … just looks HORRIBLE long … always has … even when I was young .. Not all women (young or old) can wear long hair …