There Are No Words

It’s called Immerse.
Phil Johnson wryly observes it should sell well among Baptists.

Is this a good thing?

Lovely.
Don’t forget, “The Rapture releases on the beastly date of June 6, 2006 or 06-06-06.”

Will wonders never cease?

Senior Citizens neglecting the need to “flee fornication.”

“I’m hesitant to say anything negative about Jason. When I met him at last year’s GodBlogCon he looked like he wanted to punch me in the mouth — and that was during a friendly dinner! If I say something harsh the head of Sharper Iron may just give me the end of the spear.”
-Joe Carter at The Evangelical Outpost jabs Jay (and many other Christians bloggers) in “Royal Rumble in Godblogdom.”

So reports Fred Butler at Hip and Thigh.

Meet the Holy Folks- Noah, Moses, Mary, and Jesus now available.
“Play and Pray with us!”
HT: Readers Digest

Pat Robertson claims to have some revelatory weather forecasting.