The official "we are offended by a coffee cup season" has arrived

Now no argument that it’s pretty bad that a portion of “our tribe” is getting all bent out of shape about a stick figure of hands being held (is one gender forbidden to wear sweaters with cuffs, or without? Which is it? Do I need to revamp my wardrobe? Where is this in Scripture), but it’s worth noting that among the apparently homosexual commenters there, there was a little battle breaking out after someone made a decent joke that would require some thinking to understand.

Along those lines, since coffee is not mentioned in the Bible, should we be drinking it at all? (hyper-regulative principle, no?) (runs for cover, or to the coffeepot)