Time for Some Bird Humor!

As I was looking at our bird feeder and the birds in the distance, I noticed many denominations.

There are the Roman Catholic birds, but not just any Catholics. I saw three Cardinals.

In the distance I saw the Lutheran birds, Robins, who were eating a diet of worms.

The other day, at the park, I saw some Baptist birds, ducks. They occasionally immerse. Some were actually Brethren, because they immersed three times forward.

Then at the farm I saw some mainline protestant birds; they were scurried around the barnyard, looking at one another, but have no real upward interest.

Worst of all, I saw the hawks — members of your neighborhood cults who prey upon the weaklings.

If you would like to share this, you have my permission. You are free as a bird to do so. If you’d like to add to the list, please do!

PS— I am a fancy-feathered duck (non-denominational) an incognito immersionist, but go down only once!