Burma Shave

Dr. Bob of grif.net recently sent out an email containing some old Burma Shave ads, like:

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave

While some of these were just plain funny, many were exhortations to drive safely. If you had the opportunity to put a set of these signs on the busiest highway in your neck of the woods, what would you say? I thought it might be fun to try. Any takers? Your message must be confined to four brief, rhyming lines as in the sample.

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