The White House security guard thought he had seen it all. But there they were: a young couple, clothing strewn about, making passionate love on the White House lawn. As he and another guard hustled out to confront them, he only hoped the couple wouldn’t become another D.C. tourist attraction, but tourists gathered at the fence surely had a full view.
“Leave us alone,” the young man told the guards. “We’re both consenting adults. What business is this of yours?”
“This is the White House lawn,” the guard responded. “Property of the federal government, and more than your consent is required.”
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