Jim Thu, 05/25/2017 - 8:21am
Sign of the end?
TylerR Wed, 05/24/2017 - 2:53pm
Babylon Bee: “Despite my previous belief that we must slay the infidel in the name of Allah until Islam rules the world, I just can’t deny that Katy’s words have touched my heart,” al-Baghdadi said as he symbolically held up and then tossed an AK-47 onto the ground. Read more about ISIS Lays Down Arms After Katy Perry’s Impassioned Plea To ‘Like, Just Co-Exist’
TylerR Tue, 05/16/2017 - 1:29pm
Babylon Bee: Wilson, who was recently diagnosed with pneumonia, told sources it is very important that her doctor share her values of openness and acceptance that all medical paths will bring her to wellness. She hopes to find a physician who is not so arrogant as to insist there is only one way to cure her illness.
Jim Fri, 04/07/2017 - 6:21am
A llittle boy finally got to travel all the way to Heaven like many other children apparently have, but he completely forgot to try the potato salad. Many are resigned to the fact that the undead human race may never find out if it is decent or not. Thursday morning, Trent Borealis was taken to Sacred Women Hospital in Murfreesboro, Tennessee after experiencing intense chest pains. Read more about Naive Child Travelled All The Way To Heaven But Forgot To Try The Potato Salad
TylerR Mon, 03/27/2017 - 12:26pm
Babylon Bee: “Some things are worth fighting for . . . Plus, brewing all the coffee together in one pot reminds us of the unity purchased for us in Christ.”
Jim Tue, 03/14/2017 - 1:53pm
Presbyterian Rapper Attacks Baptist Theology! [Satire]
Jim Fri, 02/24/2017 - 3:27pm
Recent Shortage Of Heaven-And-Back Trips Puts Family Christian Stores Out Of Business
TylerR Tue, 02/21/2017 - 2:37pm
Babylon Bee: “We took any hymn that talked about a ‘decision’ or ‘choice’ being made on the part of man and axed those God-forsaken lines right out of there,” a spokesperson for the Reformed alliance of churches told reporters.